I Officially Suck

Okay, okay, I know. I'm way overdue for a post. I know all of my (well, nonexistent) readers are in an uproar over this issue. Well, have no fear. Posts will follow shortly!

(cue cricket sounds)

Here goes nothin'....

I've at long last tired of merely reading other peoples' blogs obsessively, so I thought I'd give this a spin. I hereby stake a claim to my own puny little homestead on the Internet...with hopefully marginally informative and entertaining posts to come. Stay tuned!